Friday, January 27, 2006

Trust Me

Hello, I’m George W. Bush with another of my 98 reasons why you should trust me to safeguard your liberties.

Reason #12: When you hear the words roving wiretap, it means we have to go to the courts first and get a warrant.

And I’m Henry Block with another of my 42 reasons why you should trust H&R Block to prepare your tax return.

Reason #18: Our specially trained surgeons will come to your home and remove your corneas, enabling you to receive additional benefits as a blind person.